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Revenge may be wicked, but it’s natural.

—William Makepeace Thackeray, 1847

The criminal is the creative artist; the detective only the critic.

—G.K. Chesterton, 1911

If the present be compared with the remote past, it is easily seen that in all cities and in all peoples there are the same desires and the same passions as there always were.

—Niccolò Machiavelli, c. 1513

If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I’m going to go have the stuff tucked or plucked.

—Dolly Parton, 2003

I was born at a very early age. Before I had time to regret it, I was four and a half years old.

—Groucho Marx, 1959

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

—Marty Feldman, 1969

Fear is the foundation of most governments. 

—John Adams, 1776

The human body is the best picture of the human soul.

—Ludwig Wittgenstein, c. 1947

He who travels by sea is nothing but a worm on a piece of wood, a trifle in the midst of a powerful creation. The waters play about with him at will, and no one but God can help him.

—Muhammad as-Saffar, 1846

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil.

—J. Paul Getty

The one thing the world will never have enough of is the outrageous.

—Salvador Dalí, 1953

I can’t see (or feel) the conflict between love and religion. To me they’re the same thing.

—Elizabeth Bowen, c. 1970

The life of spies is to know, not be known.

—George Herbert, c. 1621