A joke is at most a temporary rebellion against virtue, and its aim is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded.

Jesters do oft prove prophets.

I said of laughter, “It is mad,” and of pleasure, “What use is it?”

There is nothing sillier than a silly laugh.

Wit enables us to act rudely with impunity.

It is easy to distinguish between the joking that reflects good breeding and that which is coarse—the one, if aired at an apposite moment of mental relaxation, is becoming in the most serious of men, whereas the other is unworthy of any free person, if the content is indecent or the expression obscene.

He who laugheth too much, hath the nature of a fool; he that laugheth not at all, hath the nature of an old cat.

Laughter always arises from a gaiety of disposition, absolutely incompatible with contempt and indignation.

Big head, little wit.

No man ever distinguished himself who could not bear to be laughed at.

Jokes are grievances.

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

I used to think that everyone was just being funny. But now I don’t know. I mean, how can you tell?