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Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.

—E.M. Forster, 1951

That which is evil is soon learned. 

—John Ray, 1670

The period of a [Persian] boy’s education is between the ages of five and twenty, and he is taught three things only: to ride, to use the bow, and to speak the truth.

—Herodotus, c. 440 BC

My own experience is that a certain kind of genius among students is best brought out in bed.

—Allen Ginsberg, 1981

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.

—Joseph Stalin, 1934

The Founding Fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called an education. School is where you go between when your parents can’t take you and industry can’t take you. 

—John Updike, 1963

It is not light that we need, but fire; it is not the gentle shower, but thunder. We need the storm, the whirlwind, and the earthquake.

—Frederick Douglass, 1852

The great difficulty in education is to get experience out of ideas.

—George Santayana, 1905

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.

—Mark Twain, 1897

Anyone who has a child should train him to be either a physicist or a ballet dancer. Then he’ll escape.

—W.H. Auden, 1947

It is a greater advantage to be honestly educated than honorably born.

—Erasmus, 1518

Anyone who has passed through the regular gradations of a classical education, and is not made a fool by it, may consider himself as having had a very narrow escape.

—William Hazlitt, 1821

Rewards and punishment are the lowest form of education.

—Zhuangzi, c. 286 BC