The Founding Fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called an education. School is where you go between when your parents can’t take you and industry can’t take you.
—John Updike, 1963Quotes
That which is evil is soon learned.
—John Ray, 1670Rewards and punishment are the lowest form of education.
—Zhuangzi, c. 286 BCSpoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.
—E.M. Forster, 1951Knowledge is an ancient error reflecting on its youth.
—Francis Picabia, 1949Repetition is the mother of education.
—Jean Paul, 1807Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.
—Joseph Stalin, 1934It is not light that we need, but fire; it is not the gentle shower, but thunder. We need the storm, the whirlwind, and the earthquake.
—Frederick Douglass, 1852A fool’s brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence university education.
—George Bernard Shaw, 1903A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on nonalcoholic wine.
—Karl Kraus, 1909Anyone who has passed through the regular gradations of a classical education, and is not made a fool by it, may consider himself as having had a very narrow escape.
—William Hazlitt, 1821Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
—H.G. Wells, 1920My own experience is that a certain kind of genius among students is best brought out in bed.
—Allen Ginsberg, 1981