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Knowledge is an ancient error reflecting on its youth. 

—Francis Picabia, 1949

A fool’s brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence university education.

—George Bernard Shaw, 1903

Rewards and punishment are the lowest form of education.

—Zhuangzi, c. 286 BC

Real education must ultimately be limited to men who insist on knowing—the rest is mere sheep herding.

—Ezra Pound, 1934

The desire of knowledge, like the thirst of riches, increases ever with the acquisition of it.

—Laurence Sterne, 1760

My own experience is that a certain kind of genius among students is best brought out in bed.

—Allen Ginsberg, 1981

That which is evil is soon learned. 

—John Ray, 1670

It is not light that we need, but fire; it is not the gentle shower, but thunder. We need the storm, the whirlwind, and the earthquake.

—Frederick Douglass, 1852

A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on nonalcoholic wine.

—Karl Kraus, 1909

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.

—Mark Twain, 1897

A whale ship was my Yale College and my Harvard.

—Herman Melville, 1851

If the heavens were all parchment, and the trees of the forest all pens, and every human being were a scribe, it would still be impossible to record all that I have learned from my teachers.

—Jochanan ben Zakkai, c. 75

Education has become a prisoner of contemporaneity. It is the past, not the dizzy present, that is the best door to the future.

—Camille Paglia, 1992