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If the heavens were all parchment, and the trees of the forest all pens, and every human being were a scribe, it would still be impossible to record all that I have learned from my teachers.

—Jochanan ben Zakkai, c. 75

All that we know is nothing can be known. 

—Lord Byron, 1812

The desire of knowledge, like the thirst of riches, increases ever with the acquisition of it.

—Laurence Sterne, 1760

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.

—Mark Twain, 1897

That which is evil is soon learned. 

—John Ray, 1670

Knowledge is an ancient error reflecting on its youth. 

—Francis Picabia, 1949

The ceaseless, senseless demand for original scholarship in a number of fields, where only erudition is now possible, has led either to sheer irrelevancy, the famous knowing of more and more about less and less, or to the development of a pseudo-scholarship which actually destroys its object.

—Hannah Arendt, 1972

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin. 

—Heinrich Heine, 1827

Anyone who has a child should train him to be either a physicist or a ballet dancer. Then he’ll escape.

—W.H. Auden, 1947

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.

—E.M. Forster, 1951

Give us the child for eight years and it will be a Bolshevist forever.

—Vladimir Lenin, 1923

My own experience is that a certain kind of genius among students is best brought out in bed.

—Allen Ginsberg, 1981

What harm is there in getting knowledge and learning, were it from a sot, a pot, a fool, a winter mitten, or an old slipper? 

—François Rabelais, 1533