Cheating is more honorable than stealing. 

It was the men I deceived the most that I loved the most.

Men were born to lie, and women to believe them.

Anyone who’s never experienced the pleasure of betrayal doesn’t know what pleasure is.

Credulity forges more miracles than trickery could invent.

In most cases men willingly believe what they wish.

If you find excrement somewhere in the village, the chief was the one who put it there.

If you steal, do not steal too much at a time. You may be arrested. Steal cleverly, little by little.

He that will cheat you at play, will cheat you any way.

Children and fools cannot lie. 

There was no treachery too base for the world to commit.

And, after all, what is a lie? ’Tis but the truth in masquerade.

You can put wings on a pig, but you don’t make it an eagle.