O flesh, flesh, how art thou fishified!

Very shy people don’t even want to take up the space that their body actually takes up.

There is only one antidote to mental suffering and that is physical pain.

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one’s arms around a side of beef.

The world is made of the very stuff of the body.

If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I’m going to go have the stuff tucked or plucked.

My face looks like a wedding cake left out in the rain.

The enlightened man says: I am body entirely and nothing beside.

If I had the use of my body I would throw it out of the window.

All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.

It hurts to watch the fluency of a body acclimated to its shackling.

One’s body, hair, and skin are a gift from one’s parents—do not dare to allow them to be harmed.