If I see something sagging, dragging, or bagging, I’m going to go have the stuff tucked or plucked.

And your very flesh shall be a great poem.

Very shy people don’t even want to take up the space that their body actually takes up.

All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.

I know I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king.

The human body is the best picture of the human soul.

As the saying goes, an old woman is always uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb.

Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing one’s arms around a side of beef.

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

The features of our face are hardly more than gestures which force of habit has made permanent.

Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond.

If I had the use of my body I would throw it out of the window.

Celibacy goes deeper than the flesh.