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A fool and water will go the way they are diverted.

—Ethiopian proverb

A dog starved at his master’s gate / Predicts the ruin of the state.

—William Blake, 1807

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

—Marty Feldman, 1969

Freedom of the press is only guaranteed to those who own one.

—A.J. Liebling, 1960

To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.

—Quentin Crisp, 1968

Charity begins at home, and justice begins next door.

—Charles Dickens, 1843

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea? How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea.

—Sydney Smith, 1855

Like a broken gong be still, be silent. Know the stillness of freedom where there is no more striving.

—Siddhartha Gautama, c. 500 BC

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.

—Quentin Crisp, 1968

Laws, like houses, lean on one another.

—Edmund Burke, 1765

Often the prudent, far from making their destinies, succumb to them; it is destiny which makes them prudent.

—Voltaire, 1764

He who laugheth too much, hath the nature of a fool; he that laugheth not at all, hath the nature of an old cat.

—Thomas Fuller, 1732

The basis of optimism is sheer terror.

—Oscar Wilde, 1891