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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

—H.L. Mencken, 1921

Understanding is a very dull occupation.

—Gertrude Stein, 1937

I mean, why on earth (outside sickness and hangovers) aren’t people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the mind all the time.

—Jack Kerouac, 1957

Many need no other provocation to enmity than that they find themselves excelled.

—Samuel Johnson, 1751

A traveler’s chief aim should be to make men wiser and better, and to improve their minds by the bad—as well as good—example of what they deliver concerning foreign places.

—Jonathan Swift, 1726

It is noble to die before doing anything that deserves death.

—Anaxandrides, c. 376

The desire of knowledge, like the thirst of riches, increases ever with the acquisition of it.

—Laurence Sterne, 1760

As the saying goes, an old woman is always uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb.

—Chinua Achebe, 1958

The more corrupt the republic, the more numerous the laws.

—Tacitus, c. 117

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.

—H.L. Mencken, 1919

There is nothing sillier than a silly laugh.

—Catullus, c. 60 BC

It costs a lot of money to be rich.

—Peter Boyle, 2002

What is popularly called fame is nothing but an empty name and a legacy from paganism.

—Erasmus, 1515