Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

One may like the love and despise the lover.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

A maid that laughs is half taken.

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

There is no art without Eros.