No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.