One may like the love and despise the lover.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

Once a woman has lost her chastity she will shrink from nothing.

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.