Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

There is no art without Eros. 

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

A maid that laughs is half taken.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist.