No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

—Abraham Lincoln

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

—Saint Augustine, c. 387

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

—Mae West

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

—Quentin Crisp, 1968

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

—Marlene Dietrich, 1962

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

—William Caxton, 1476

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

—Jacques Lacan

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

—Welsh proverb

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

—Henry Kissinger, 1972

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

—Zsa Zsa Gabor

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

—Alexander Pope, 1972

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

—Andy Warhol, 1975

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

—Andrea Dworkin, 1978