What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

A maid that laughs is half taken.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.