What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

Once a woman has lost her chastity she will shrink from nothing.

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.