Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

A maid that laughs is half taken.

Once a woman has lost her chastity she will shrink from nothing.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.