I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

A maid that laughs is half taken.

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Once a woman has lost her chastity she will shrink from nothing.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.