No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

—Abraham Lincoln

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

—Pablo Neruda, 1924

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

—Jacques Lacan

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

—Quentin Crisp, 1968

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

—Welsh proverb

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

—Andy Warhol, 1975

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

—Zsa Zsa Gabor

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

—Marlene Dietrich, 1962

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

—Henry Kissinger, 1972

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

—William Caxton, 1476

One may like the love and despise the lover.

—George Farquhar, 1706

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

—Saint Augustine, c. 387

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

—Stendhal, 1822