Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

One may like the love and despise the lover.