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If parents would only realize how they bore their children!

—George Bernard Shaw, c. 1910

Men are what their mothers made them.

—Ralph Waldo Emerson, 1860

Families, I hate you! Shut-in homes, closed doors, jealous possessions of happiness.

—André Gide, 1897

He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief.

—Francis Bacon, 1625

The strength of a family, like the strength of an army, is in its loyalty to each other.

—Mario Puzo, 2001

He that raises a large family, does indeed, while he lives to observe them, stand…a broader mark for sorrow; but then he stands a broader mark for pleasure too. 

—Benjamin Franklin, 1786

It’s frightening to think that you mark your children merely by being yourself… it seems unfair. You can’t assume the responsibility for everything you do—or don’t do.

—Simone de Beauvoir, 1966

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.

—H.L. Mencken, 1919

Nobody, who has not been in the interior of a family, can say what the difficulties of any individual of that family may be.

—Jane Austen, 1815

A Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy till they die!

—Philip Roth, 1969

It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.

—Friedrich Schiller, 1781

It is impossible to please all the world and one’s father.

—Jean de La Fontaine, 1668

Every adolescent has that dream every century has that dream every revolutionary has that dream, to destroy the family.  

—Gertrude Stein, 1940