From the cradle to the coffin, underwear comes first.

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art.

The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.

A person who sees only fashion in fashion is a fool.

Think rich. Look poor.

As bad a dresser as I am, anything beats being judged by my character.

Vanity of vanities; all is vanity.

To achieve harmony in bad taste is the height of elegance.

It costs a lot to make a person look this cheap. 

To call a fashion wearable is the kiss of death. No new fashion worth its salt is ever wearable.

Had Cleopatra’s nose been shorter, the whole face of the world would have changed.

Fashion, n. A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey.

Glamour cannot exist without personal social envy being a common and widespread emotion.