To achieve harmony in bad taste is the height of elegance.

Fashion, n. A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey.

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art.

Glamour cannot exist without personal social envy being a common and widespread emotion.

Think rich. Look poor.

Had Cleopatra’s nose been shorter, the whole face of the world would have changed.

The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.

Vanity of vanities; all is vanity.

To call a fashion wearable is the kiss of death. No new fashion worth its salt is ever wearable.

From the cradle to the coffin, underwear comes first.

A person who sees only fashion in fashion is a fool.

It costs a lot to make a person look this cheap. 

As bad a dresser as I am, anything beats being judged by my character.