Fashion, n. A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey.

Glamour cannot exist without personal social envy being a common and widespread emotion.

Vanity of vanities; all is vanity.

The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.

To achieve harmony in bad taste is the height of elegance.

Think rich. Look poor.

Style is the image of character.

To call a fashion wearable is the kiss of death. No new fashion worth its salt is ever wearable.

As bad a dresser as I am, anything beats being judged by my character.

From the cradle to the coffin, underwear comes first.

Had Cleopatra’s nose been shorter, the whole face of the world would have changed.

A person who sees only fashion in fashion is a fool.

It costs a lot to make a person look this cheap.