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The history of the land has been written very largely in water.

—John Hodgdon Bradley Jr., 1935

Mother died today. Or maybe it was yesterday, I don’t know. 

—Albert Camus, 1942

Some things are privileged from jest—namely, religion, matters of state, great persons, all men’s present business of importance, and any case that deserves pity.

—Francis Bacon, 1597

Worry over what has not occurred is a serious malady.

—Solomon ibn Gabirol, 1050

I hate the whole race. There is no believing a word they say—your professional poets, I mean—there never existed a more worthless set than Byron and his friends for example.

—Duke of Wellington, c. 1810

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

—Mitch Hedberg, 1999

People revere the Constitution yet know so little about it—and that goes for some of my fellow senators.

—Robert Byrd, 2005

I say violence is necessary. It is as American as cherry pie.

—H. Rap Brown, 1967

He who commands the sea has command of everything.

—Francis Bacon, c. 1600

We are as near to heaven by sea as by land!

—Humphrey Gilbert, 1583

Were I called on to define, very briefly, the term art, I should call it “the reproduction of what the senses perceive in nature through the veil of the soul.” The mere imitation, however accurate, of what is in nature, entitles no man to the sacred name of “artist.”

—Edgar Allan Poe, 1849

The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.

—Yves Saint Laurent, 1978

Once a woman has lost her chastity she will shrink from nothing.

—Tacitus, c. 100