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Take back your golden fiddles, and we’ll beat to open sea.

—Rudyard Kipling, 1892

It was the men I deceived the most that I loved the most.

—Marguerite Duras, 1987

The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Probably at the next gas station.

—Hunter S. Thompson, 1971

Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.

—Voltaire, 1769

And your very flesh shall be a great poem.

—Walt Whitman, 1855

Let my epitaph be, “Here lies Joseph, who failed in everything he undertook.”

—Holy Roman Emperor Joseph II, 1790

Night affords the most convenient shade for works of darkness.

—John Taylor, 1750

Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o’clock is a scoundrel.

—Samuel Johnson, c. 1770

Gossip is the opiate of the oppressed.

—Erica Jong, 1973

It belongs to a nobleman to weep in an hour of disaster.

—Euripides, 412 BC

The earth is our existence, and our body is attached to the earth.

—Daulat Qazi, c. 1650

God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.

—J.M. Barrie, 1922

As bad a dresser as I am, anything beats being judged by my character.

—David Sedaris, 1997