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Even members of the nobility, let alone persons of no consequence, would do well not to have children. 

—Yoshida Kenko, c. 1330

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

—Mark Twain, 1894

Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.

—Saint Augustine, 397

Every gift has a personality—that of its giver.

—Nuruddin Farah, 1992

A dissolute and intemperate youth hands down the body to old age in a worn-out state.

—Cicero, 44 BC

It is impossible to please all the world and one’s father.

—Jean de La Fontaine, 1668

Law makes long spokes of the short stakes of men.

—William Empson, 1928

It is impossible to live pleasurably without living wisely, well, and justly, and impossible to live wisely, well, and justly without living pleasurably.

—Epicurus, c. 300 BC

All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.

—Fran Lebowitz, 1978

Nature is the art of God.

—Thomas Browne, 1635

Some memories are realities, and are better than anything that can ever happen to one again.

—Willa Cather, 1918

There’s hope a great man’s memory may outlive his life half a year.

—William Shakespeare, c. 1600

A tree’s a tree. How many more do you need to look at?

—Ronald Reagan, 1965