I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

There is no art without Eros. 

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.