One may like the love and despise the lover.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.