Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

A maid that laughs is half taken.

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.