I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.