The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.