Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.