Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

A maid that laughs is half taken.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.