Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.