Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

A maid that laughs is half taken.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

One may like the love and despise the lover.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.