Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

A maid that laughs is half taken.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.