Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

One may like the love and despise the lover.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.