No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

A maid that laughs is half taken.

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist.