Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

A maid that laughs is half taken.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.