Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

Once a woman has lost her chastity she will shrink from nothing.

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.