A maid that laughs is half taken.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.