The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

Once a woman has lost her chastity she will shrink from nothing.

A maid that laughs is half taken.