There is no art without Eros. 

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.