Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

One may like the love and despise the lover.

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.