I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.