No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

—Abraham Lincoln

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

—Alexander Pope, 1972

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

—Stendhal, 1822

Nothing is so much to be shunned as sex relations.

—Saint Augustine, c. 387

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

—Marlene Dietrich, 1962

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

—Michel Foucault, c. 1982

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

—Welsh proverb

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

—Mae West