Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

The best moment of love is when the lover leaves in the taxi.

A maid that laughs is half taken.