Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

Once a woman has lost her chastity she will shrink from nothing.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

I’ve been on more laps than a napkin.

Sex: in America, an obsession; in other parts of the world, a fact.

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.