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Alas! We are ridiculous animals.

—Horace Walpole, 1777

There are some who, if a cat accidentally comes into the room, though they neither see it nor are told of it, will presently be in a sweat and ready to die away.

—Increase Mather, 1684

I do not mean to call an elephant a vulgar animal, but if you think about him carefully, you will find that his nonvulgarity consists in such gentleness as is possible to elephantine nature—not in his insensitive hide, nor in his clumsy foot, but in the way he will lift his foot if a child lies in his way; and in his sensitive trunk, and still more sensitive mind, and capability of pique on points of honor.

—John Ruskin, 1860

Life is no way to treat an animal.

—Kurt Vonnegut, 2005

The righteous know the needs of their animals, but the mercy of the wicked is cruel.

—Book of Proverbs, c. 500 BC

Man is a noble animal, splendid in ashes and pompous in the grave.

—Thomas Browne, 1658

We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.

—Anna Sewell, 1877

Who sleepeth with dogs shall rise with fleas.

—John Florio, 1578

Keep running after a dog, and he will never bite you.

—François Rabelais, 1535

In every man is a wild beast; most of them don’t know how to hold it back, and the majority give it full rein when they are not restrained by terror of law.

—Frederick the Great, 1759

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.

—Alexander Pope, 1709

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men, but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass.

—Joseph Addison, 1711

An ape will be an ape, though clad in purple.

—Erasmus, 1511