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Cooking is the most massive rush. It’s like having the most amazing hard-on, with Viagra sprinkled on top of it, and it’s still there twelve hours later.

—Gordon Ramsey, 2003

Some to the common pulpits, and cry out / “Liberty, freedom, and enfranchisement!”

—William Shakespeare, c. 1599

You shall judge of a man by his foes as well as by his friends.

—Joseph Conrad, 1900

I would delight in music, but the music is discordant.

—Xie Lingyun, c. 425

All the married heiresses I have known have shipwrecked.

—Benjamin Disraeli, 1880

What is the city but the people?

—William Shakespeare, 1608

Let my epitaph be, “Here lies Joseph, who failed in everything he undertook.”

—Holy Roman Emperor Joseph II, 1790

Honest commerce is the great civilizer. We exchange ideas when we exchange fabrics.

—Robert G. Ingersoll, 1882

By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart.

—Confucius, c. 500 BC

Fire is a natural symbol of life and passion, though it is the one element in which nothing can actually live.

—Susanne K. Langer, 1942

I look for the end of the future, but it never ceases to arrive. 

—Zhuangzi, c. 325 BC

One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy.

—E.B. White, 1958

The gift of a common tongue is a priceless inheritance and it may well some day become the foundation of a common citizenship.

—Winston Churchill, 1943