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It would be madness, and inconsistency, to suppose that things which have never yet been performed can be performed without employing some hitherto untried means.

—Francis Bacon, 1620

A multitude of small delights constitute happiness.

—Charles Baudelaire, 1897

Fashion, n. A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey.

—Ambrose Bierce, 1911

The highest result of education is tolerance.

—Helen Keller, 1903

Out of the crooked timber of humanity no straight thing was ever made.

—Immanuel Kant, 1784

I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. I love to sail forbidden seas and land on barbarous coasts.

—Herman Melville, 1853

Childhood has no forebodings—but then, it is soothed by no memories of outlived sorrow.

—George Eliot, 1860

There be beasts that, at a year old, observe more, and pursue that which is for their good more prudently, than a child can do at ten.

—Thomas Hobbes, 1651

Ocean. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man—who has no gills.

—Ambrose Bierce, 1906

I have often repented speaking, but never of holding my tongue.

—Xenocrates, c. 350 BC

Not a change for the better in our human housekeeping has ever taken place that wise and good men have not opposed it—have not prophesied that the world would wake up to find its throat cut in consequence.

—James Russell Lowell, 1884

Men are generally more pleased with a widespread than with a great reputation.

—Pliny the Younger, c. 110

Cooking is the most massive rush. It’s like having the most amazing hard-on, with Viagra sprinkled on top of it, and it’s still there twelve hours later.

—Gordon Ramsey, 2003