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The only function of a school is to make self-education easier.

—Isaac Asimov, 1974

Friends are ourselves.

—John Donne, 1603

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.

—Alexander Pope, 1709

One is never as unhappy as one thinks, nor as happy as one hopes.

—La Rochefoucauld, 1664

Art is our chief means of breaking bread with the dead.

—W.H. Auden, c. 1940

Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to solve and from which he cannot escape.

—Erich Fromm, 1947

With the dead there is no rivalry.

—Thomas Babington Macaulay, 1839

Being a star has made it possible for me to get insulted in places where the average Negro could never hope to go and get insulted.

—Sammy Davis Jr., 1965

If the heavens were all parchment, and the trees of the forest all pens, and every human being were a scribe, it would still be impossible to record all that I have learned from my teachers.

—Jochanan ben Zakkai, c. 75

We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.

—Anna Sewell, 1877

If we pretend to respect the artist at all, we must allow him his freedom of choice, in the face, in particular cases, of innumerable presumptions that the choice will not fructify. Art derives a considerable part of its beneficial exercise from flying in the face of presumptions.

—Henry James, 1884

What reason weaves, by passion is undone.

—Alexander Pope, 1972

The snotgreen sea. The scrotumtightening sea.

—James Joyce, 1922