He that will cheat you at play, will cheat you any way.

Honesty, for me, is usually the worst policy imaginable.

In most cases men willingly believe what they wish.

Credulity forges more miracles than trickery could invent.

There is much difference between imitating a good man, and counterfeiting him.

It was the men I deceived the most that I loved the most.

There was no treachery too base for the world to commit.

An honest man is all right even if he’s an idiot…but a crook must have brains.

Children and fools cannot lie. 

Anyone who’s never experienced the pleasure of betrayal doesn’t know what pleasure is.