Anyone who’s never experienced the pleasure of betrayal doesn’t know what pleasure is.

If you find excrement somewhere in the village, the chief was the one who put it there.

And, after all, what is a lie? ’Tis but the truth in masquerade.

An honest man is all right even if he’s an idiot…but a crook must have brains.

Grow your tree of falsehood from a small grain of truth.

The poor man is ruined as soon as he begins to ape the rich.

You can put wings on a pig, but you don’t make it an eagle.

Cheating is more honorable than stealing. 

Someone who knows too much finds it hard not to lie.

Life is the art of being well deceived.