Credulity forges more miracles than trickery could invent.

The poor man is ruined as soon as he begins to ape the rich.

You can put wings on a pig, but you don’t make it an eagle.

There was no treachery too base for the world to commit.

Cheating is more honorable than stealing. 

Your piping-hot lie is the best of lies.

It was the men I deceived the most that I loved the most.

If you find excrement somewhere in the village, the chief was the one who put it there.

Men were born to lie, and women to believe them.

An honest man is all right even if he’s an idiot…but a crook must have brains.