If you steal, do not steal too much at a time. You may be arrested. Steal cleverly, little by little.

In most cases men willingly believe what they wish.

Cheating is more honorable than stealing. 

And, after all, what is a lie? ’Tis but the truth in masquerade.

Alongside all swindlers the state now stands there as swindler-in-chief.

An honest man is all right even if he’s an idiot…but a crook must have brains.

Your piping-hot lie is the best of lies.

He that will cheat you at play, will cheat you any way.

Honesty, for me, is usually the worst policy imaginable.

Men were born to lie, and women to believe them.