Men were born to lie, and women to believe them.

Cheating is more honorable than stealing. 

Children and fools cannot lie. 

Someone who knows too much finds it hard not to lie.

Anyone who’s never experienced the pleasure of betrayal doesn’t know what pleasure is.

In most cases men willingly believe what they wish.

Your piping-hot lie is the best of lies.

The poor man is ruined as soon as he begins to ape the rich.

There is much difference between imitating a good man, and counterfeiting him.

Honesty, for me, is usually the worst policy imaginable.

We have to distrust each other. It is our only defense against betrayal.

If you steal, do not steal too much at a time. You may be arrested. Steal cleverly, little by little.

If you find excrement somewhere in the village, the chief was the one who put it there.