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That which is evil is soon learned. 

—John Ray, 1670

Rewards and punishment are the lowest form of education.

—Zhuangzi, c. 286 BC

Give us the child for eight years and it will be a Bolshevist forever.

—Vladimir Lenin, 1923

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.

—Mark Twain, 1897

A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on nonalcoholic wine.

—Karl Kraus, 1909

The Founding Fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called an education. School is where you go between when your parents can’t take you and industry can’t take you. 

—John Updike, 1963

Anyone who has a child should train him to be either a physicist or a ballet dancer. Then he’ll escape.

—W.H. Auden, 1947

It is not light that we need, but fire; it is not the gentle shower, but thunder. We need the storm, the whirlwind, and the earthquake.

—Frederick Douglass, 1852

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.

—H.G. Wells, 1920

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin. 

—Heinrich Heine, 1827

It is a greater advantage to be honestly educated than honorably born.

—Erasmus, 1518

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.

—E.M. Forster, 1951

Knowledge is an ancient error reflecting on its youth. 

—Francis Picabia, 1949