Give us the child for eight years and it will be a Bolshevist forever.
—Vladimir Lenin, 1923Quotes
Rewards and punishment are the lowest form of education.
—Zhuangzi, c. 286 BCIt is a greater advantage to be honestly educated than honorably born.
—Erasmus, 1518Knowledge is an ancient error reflecting on its youth.
—Francis Picabia, 1949In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad.
—Friedrich Nietzsche, 1878In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
—Mark Twain, 1897A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on nonalcoholic wine.
—Karl Kraus, 1909Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.
—Joseph Stalin, 1934The desire of knowledge, like the thirst of riches, increases ever with the acquisition of it.
—Laurence Sterne, 1760The Founding Fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called an education. School is where you go between when your parents can’t take you and industry can’t take you.
—John Updike, 1963The great difficulty in education is to get experience out of ideas.
—George Santayana, 1905Education has become a prisoner of contemporaneity. It is the past, not the dizzy present, that is the best door to the future.
—Camille Paglia, 1992If the heavens were all parchment, and the trees of the forest all pens, and every human being were a scribe, it would still be impossible to record all that I have learned from my teachers.
—Jochanan ben Zakkai, c. 75