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A school without grades must have been concocted by someone who was drunk on nonalcoholic wine.

—Karl Kraus, 1909

All that we know is nothing can be known. 

—Lord Byron, 1812

Anyone who has passed through the regular gradations of a classical education, and is not made a fool by it, may consider himself as having had a very narrow escape.

—William Hazlitt, 1821

A fool’s brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence university education.

—George Bernard Shaw, 1903

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.

—E.M. Forster, 1951

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin. 

—Heinrich Heine, 1827

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.

—Joseph Stalin, 1934

It is not light that we need, but fire; it is not the gentle shower, but thunder. We need the storm, the whirlwind, and the earthquake.

—Frederick Douglass, 1852

The desire of knowledge, like the thirst of riches, increases ever with the acquisition of it.

—Laurence Sterne, 1760

I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That’s what sitting on your ass does to your face.

—Leonard Cohen, 1970

That which is evil is soon learned. 

—John Ray, 1670

Rewards and punishment are the lowest form of education.

—Zhuangzi, c. 286 BC

Knowledge is an ancient error reflecting on its youth. 

—Francis Picabia, 1949