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The Founding Fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called an education. School is where you go between when your parents can’t take you and industry can’t take you. 

—John Updike, 1963

A fool’s brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence university education.

—George Bernard Shaw, 1903

The ceaseless, senseless demand for original scholarship in a number of fields, where only erudition is now possible, has led either to sheer irrelevancy, the famous knowing of more and more about less and less, or to the development of a pseudo-scholarship which actually destroys its object.

—Hannah Arendt, 1972

Repetition is the mother of education.

—Jean Paul, 1807

Anyone who has passed through the regular gradations of a classical education, and is not made a fool by it, may consider himself as having had a very narrow escape.

—William Hazlitt, 1821

My own experience is that a certain kind of genius among students is best brought out in bed.

—Allen Ginsberg, 1981

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged first to learn Latin. 

—Heinrich Heine, 1827

Knowledge is an ancient error reflecting on its youth. 

—Francis Picabia, 1949

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.

—Joseph Stalin, 1934

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.

—Mark Twain, 1897

Education has become a prisoner of contemporaneity. It is the past, not the dizzy present, that is the best door to the future.

—Camille Paglia, 1992

Give us the child for eight years and it will be a Bolshevist forever.

—Vladimir Lenin, 1923

I wonder whether if I had an education I should have been more or less a fool than I am. 

—Alice James, 1889