A twelve-year-old steals his parents’ credit card and gets on a plane to Bali.
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In a tenth-century epistle by Ismaili collective the Brethren of Purity, animals put the actions of mankind on trial. “Your judges and jurists are the basest, wickedest pharaohs and tyrants!” declares a parrot prosecutor. A human is no sooner appointed judge than he is seen “trotting along on a prancing mule or an ass out of Egypt with a saddle and a parasol trailing to the ground,” all this being “the gift of a despot” or paid for by “what he could wring from the due of orphans and divert from the charitable trusts.”
All moanday, tearsday, wailsday, thumpsday, frightday, shatterday till the fear of the Law.—James Joyce, 1939
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