Lapham’s Quarterly

The civilized man has built a coach but has lost the use of his feet.

Refrigerators and television sets, or even rockets sent to the moon, do not change man into God.

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers.

We don’t have the option of turning away from the future. No one gets to vote on whether technology is going to change our lives.

Doing research on the web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly.

When man wanted to make a machine that would walk, he created the wheel, which does not resemble a leg.

Great inventors and discoverers seem to have made their discoveries and inventions, as it were, by the way, in the course of their everyday life.

What can you conceive more silly and extravagant than to suppose a man racking his brains and studying night and day how to fly?

I have seen the science I worshipped, and the aircraft I loved, destroying the civilization I expected them to serve.

Most people who sneer at technology would starve to death if the engineering infrastructure were removed.

Technology is so much fun, but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge.

All technologies should be assumed guilty until proven innocent.

The ability to store our data externally helps us imagine that our time is limitless, our space infinite.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

’Tis the sport to have the engineer / Hoist with his own petard.

Whatever the pace of this technological revolution may be, the direction is clear: the lower rungs of the economic ladder are being lopped off.

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.

We want a lot of engineers in the modern world, but we do not want a world of engineers.

The real problem of humanity is the following: we have Paleolithic emotions, medieval institutions, and godlike technology.

Machines do not run in order to enable men to live, but we resign ourselves to feeding men in order that they may serve the machines.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

As usual, what we call “progress” is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.

I have always found it in mine own experience an easier matter to devise many and profitable inventions than to dispose of one of them to the good of the author himself.

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled.

The belly is the teacher of the arts and bestower of invention.

The art of invention grows young with the things invented.

Inventor, n. A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers, and springs and believes it civilization.

Machines seem to sense that I am afraid of them. It makes them hostile.

A machine is a slave that neither brings nor bears degradation.

If the human race wants to go to hell in a basket, technology can help it get there by jet.

All attempts to adapt our ethical code to our situation in the technological age have failed.

Civilization, a much-abused word, stands for a high matter quite apart from telephones and electric lights.

Lo, this only have I found, that God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions.

Whenever there is excess, an ax remedies it.

If there is a technological advance without a social advance, there is, almost automatically, an increase in human misery.

Where the telescope ends, the microscope begins. Which of these two has the grander view?

You can steal a lot more with a computer than with a gun.

Industrialism is the religion with “the machine” as the god going to answer all the prayers. Communism and capitalism were just competing sects.

Inventions that are not made, like babies that are not born, are rarely missed.

When poets don’t know what to say and have completely given up on the play, just like a finger, they lift the machine and the spectators are satisfied.

Technology feeds on itself. Technology makes more technology possible.

I’d like to be a machine, wouldn’t you?

The mere existence of nuclear weapons by the thousands is an incontrovertible sign of human insanity.