I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
—Mitch Hedberg, 1999Issue Coming Soon
Alcohol is the monarch of liquids.
—Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, 1825Drink today and drown all sorrow; / You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow.
—John Fletcher, 1625Drunkenness is the very sepulcher / Of man’s wit and his discretion.
—Geoffrey Chaucer, c. 1390There was a great deal of drinking among us but little drunkenness. We all seemed to feel that Prohibition was a personal affront and that we had a moral duty to undermine it.
—Elizabeth Anderson, 1969Drinking with women is as unnatural as scolding with ’em.
—William Wycherley, 1675The drunken man is a living corpse.
—St. John Chrysostom, c. 390People who’ve drunk neat wine don’t care a damn.
—Hipponax, c. 550 BCThat which the sober man keeps in his breast, the drunken man lets out at the lips. Astute people, when they want to ascertain a man’s true character, make him drunk.
—Martin Luther, 1569As far as I can see, the history of experimental art in the twentieth century is intimately bound up with the experience of intoxification.
—Will Self, 1994Pages