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Kurt Vonnegut at the Blackboard

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I want to share with you something I’ve learned. I’ll draw it on the blackboard behind me so you can follow more easily [draws a vertical line on the blackboard]. This is the G-I axis: good fortune-ill fortune. Death and terrible poverty, sickness down here—great prosperity, wonderful health up there. Your average state of affairs here in the middle [points to bottom, top, and middle of line respectively].

This is the B-E axis. B for beginning, E for entropy. Okay. Not every story has that very simple, very pretty shape that even a computer can understand [draws horizontal line extending from middle of G-I axis].

Now let me give you a marketing tip. The people who can afford to buy books and magazines and go to the movies don’t like to hear about people who are poor or sick, so start your story up here [indicates top of the G-I axis]. You will see this story over and over again. People love it, and it is not copyrighted. The story is “Man in Hole,” but the story needn’t be about a man or a hole. It’s: somebody gets into trouble, gets out of it again [draws line A]. It is not accidental that the line ends up higher than where it began. This is encouraging to readers.

Another is called “Boy Meets Girl,” but this needn’t be about a boy meeting a girl [begins drawing line B]. It’s: somebody, an ordinary person, on a day like any other day, comes across something perfectly wonderful: “Oh boy, this is my lucky day!” … [drawing line downward]. “Shit!” … [drawing line back up again]. And gets back up again.

Now, I don’t mean to intimidate you, but after being a chemist as an undergraduate at Cornell, after the war I went to the University of Chicago and studied anthropology, and eventually I took a masters degree in that field. Saul Bellow was in that same department, and neither one of us ever made a field trip. Although we certainly imagined some. I started going to the library in search of reports about ethnographers, preachers, and explorers—those imperialists—to find out what sorts of stories they’d collected from primitive people. It was a big mistake for me to take a degree in anthropology anyway, because I can’t stand primitive people—they’re so stupid. But anyway, I read these stories, one after another, collected from primitive people all over the world, and they were dead level, like the B-E axis here. So all right. Primitive people deserve to lose with their lousy stories. They really are backward. Look at the wonderful rise and fall of our stories.

One of the most popular stories ever told starts down here [begins line C below B-E axis]. Who is this person who’s despondent? She’s a girl of about fifteen or sixteen whose mother had died, so why wouldn’t she be low? And her father got married almost immediately to a terrible battle-axe with two mean daughters. You’ve heard it?

There’s to be a party at the palace. She has to help her two stepsisters and her dreadful stepmother get ready to go, but she herself has to stay home. Is she even sadder now? No, she’s already a broken-hearted little girl. The death of her mother is enough. Things can’t get any worse than that. So okay, they all leave for the party. Her fairy godmother shows up [draws incremental rise], gives her pantyhose, mascara, and a means of transportation to get to the party.

And when she shows up she’s the belle of the ball [draws line upward]. She is so heavily made up that her relatives don’t even recognize her. Then the clock strikes twelve, as promised, and it’s all taken away again [draws line downward]. It doesn’t take long for a clock to strike twelve times, so she drops down. Does she drop down to the same level? Hell, no. No matter what happens after that she’ll remember when the prince was in love with her and she was the belle of the ball. So she poops along, at her considerably improved level, no matter what, and the shoe fits, and she becomes off-scale happy [draws line upward and then infinity symbol].

Now there’s a Franz Kafka story [begins line D toward bottom of G-I axis]. A young man is rather unattractive and not very personable. He has disagreeable relatives and has had a lot of jobs with no chance of promotion. He doesn’t get paid enough to take his girl dancing or to go to the beer hall to have a beer with a friend. One morning he wakes up, it’s time to go to work again, and he has turned into a cockroach [draws line downward and then infinity symbol].

It’s a pessimistic story.

The question is, does this system I’ve devised help us in the evaluation of literature? Perhaps a real masterpiece cannot be crucified on a cross of this design. How about Hamlet? It’s a pretty good piece of work I’d say. Is anybody going to argue that it isn’t? I don’t have to draw a new line, because Hamlet’s situation is the same as Cinderella’s, except that the sexes are reversed.

His father has just died. He’s despondent. And right away his mother went and married his uncle, who’s a bastard. So Hamlet is going along on the same level as Cinderella when his friend Horatio comes up to him and says, “Hamlet, listen, there’s this thing up in the parapet, I think maybe you’d better talk to it. It’s your dad.” So Hamlet goes up and talks to this, you know, fairly substantial apparition there. And this thing says, “I’m your father, I was murdered, you gotta avenge me, it was your uncle did it, here’s how.”

Well, was this good news or bad news? To this day we don’t know if that ghost was really Hamlet’s father. If you have messed around with Ouija boards, you know there are malicious spirits floating around, liable to tell you anything, and you shouldn’t believe them. Madame Blavatsky, who knew more about the spirit world than anybody else, said you are a fool to take any apparition seriously, because they are often malicious and they are frequently the souls of people who were murdered, were suicides, or were terribly cheated in life in one way or another, and they are out for revenge.

So we don’t know whether this thing was really Hamlet’s father or if it was good news or bad news. And neither does Hamlet. But he says okay, I got a way to check this out. I’ll hire actors to act out the way the ghost said my father was murdered by my uncle, and I’ll put on this show and see what my uncle makes of it. So he puts on this show. And it’s not like Perry Mason. His uncle doesn’t go crazy and say, “I-I-you got me, you got me, I did it, I did it.” It flops. Neither good news nor bad news. After this flop Hamlet ends up talking with his mother when the drapes move, so he thinks his uncle is back there and he says, “All right, I am so sick of being so damn indecisive,” and he sticks his rapier through the drapery. Well, who falls out? This windbag, Polonius. This Rush Limbaugh. And Shakespeare regards him as a fool and quite disposable.

You know, dumb parents think that the advice that Polonius gave to his kids when they were going away was what parents should always tell their kids, and it’s the dumbest possible advice, and Shakespeare even thought it was hilarious.

“Neither a borrower nor a lender be.” But what else is life but endless lending and borrowing, give and take?

“This above all, to thine own self be true.” Be an egomaniac!

Neither good news nor bad news. Hamlet didn’t get arrested. He’s prince. He can kill anybody he wants. So he goes along, and finally he gets in a duel, and he’s killed. Well, did he go to heaven or did he go to hell? Quite a difference. Cinderella or Kafka’s cockroach? I don’t think Shakespeare believed in a heaven or hell any more than I do. And so we don’t know whether it’s good news or bad news.

I have just demonstrated to you that Shakespeare was as poor a storyteller as any Arapaho.

But there’s a reason we recognize Hamlet as a masterpiece: it’s that Shakespeare told us the truth, and people so rarely tell us the truth in this rise and fall here [indicates blackboard]. The truth is, we know so little about life, we don’t really know what the good news is and what the bad news is.

And if I die—God forbid—I would like to go to heaven to ask somebody in charge up there, “Hey, what was the good news and what was the bad news?”

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Vonnegut was a great writer and a great man. This piece is typical of his genius.

Posted by Jim Lindsay on Wed 24 Mar 2010
I miss you, Mr. Vonnegut. I miss the storyteller that has such a bold capacity to point out even the most basic absurdities in life and culture. And I think this point of his still stands, only the amplitude of his sine waves are diminishing even now as popular culture movies like Avatar and Star Wars (1-3) basically alleviate themselves of any concern with the characters, leaving cardboard cut-outs in their wake. There are still films and (more) novels that attempt to tell the truth but you have to look hard for them, and none of them do it with the bravado that Vonnegut did.

Posted by Russell W on Thu 25 Mar 2010
I saw Mr Vonnegut speak in Austin years ago, and he had his blackboard. It was one of the most mesmerizing experiences of my life. I miss you Mr Vonnegut.

Posted by dave on Thu 25 Mar 2010
What's so great about stating the glaringly obvious? Vonnegut was a rich man's Billy Connelly.

Posted by rragabond on Mon 29 Mar 2010
i miss you too mr vonnegut, for me you wrote the truest things ive ever read

Posted by moranity on Mon 29 Mar 2010
I would say the world is poorer for the passing of Mr. Vonnegut, but that sort of misses the point of this article (it seems). What is good news and what is bad news? We have the life and work of Mr. Vonnegut and I certainly consider that an enormous gift.

On the topic of good news/bad news though, one of the most interesting and succinct discussions of that is a parable related by Stephen Mitchell in his commentary on chapter 74 of the Tao Te Ching (google books example or page 125 if you have the book).

Posted by Larry Mills-Gahl on Wed 31 Mar 2010
Well, Mr. Vonnegut, did you ask?

Posted by Mary Steel on Wed 31 Mar 2010
Larry Mills-Gahl said something very similar to what I was thinking (I had the Alan Watts version of the story of the Farmer's Horse in mind, but there's little difference). I'm guessing that Mr. Vonnegut wasn't unaware of the taoist angle, but emphasizing tradition of any kind wasn't much his style.

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Posted by martim on Mon 19 Apr 2010
"What's so great about stating the glaringly obvious?"

Because some people can't see past the end of their nose.

Posted by fred on Thu 29 Apr 2010
"What's so great about stating the glaringly obvious?"

The fact that it seems so "glaringly obvious" is partly a product of the genius of his presentation. I'm surprised you didn't already know that, but apparently that's a point that wasn't glaringly obvious to you.

Posted by Bob Loblaw on Sun 2 May 2010
The bad news is that Vonnegut is no longer writing.

The good news is that now we can definitely read everything he wrote.

How much can we truly miss a guy whose words still resonate in our heads?

So it goes.

Posted by editec on Tue 11 May 2010
RRagabond--it's that no one else has had the balls to say it quite like Vonnegut had. No one else was willing to admit that practically every story we've ever written or digested has been the same story, and that masterpieces are mere representations of true life. The truly good literature, as Vonnegut describes, is not what we want to read, but rather what we don't want to read because it is not an escape at all, rather a window to what we can already see. Yes, he's stating the obvious, but without him would we accept it as obvious? And would we recognize "masterpieces" for what they are?

Posted by AnnaS on Sun 30 May 2010
Like Dave in Austin, I saw Vonnegut give his blackboard talk at Northwestern in 1990. I still treasure that experience. I was just telling someone about this lecture the other day, before I stumbled (literally) upon this page. Thanks for posting this!

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What's so great about stating the glaringly obvious? Vonnegut was a rich man's Billy Connelly.

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Posted by Ellyott on Sat 27 Nov 2010
@Ellyott It's in Armageddon in Retrospect, if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by darliza on Sun 5 Dec 2010
I am mistaken. It's A Man Without a Country. I'm positive of that now; just checked my copy.

Posted by darliza on Sun 5 Dec 2010
Was it good news or bad news? Does it matter? Did you enjoy the story? Was the story memorable?

Posted by ArcFlash on Tue 21 Dec 2010
There is a surprising amount of mathematical structure, both in stories themselves, and in models of the storybook characters who populate the stories.

Tom Clancy (the spy novelist) lends his name to one of the attendant theorems.

Clancy's Theorem states that, over the cast of characters (primarily the main protagonist and the main antagonist), the (vector) sum of all fears must be in net balance. In other words, we get much ado about nothing.

Details here: "The Bardic Arts in Cognition, Affect, and Learning"

Also, take note of the Phase Plane Diagram in the above analysis, which provides yet another mathematical view of the undulating (sinusoidal) learning curve for any given character in a story.

Notice how the undulations (the second derivative) correspond to positive and negative swings of emotions.

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