YOGI BERRA
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
You can’t think and hit at the same time.
Slump? I ain’t in a slump. I just ain’t hitting.
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.
90 percent of the game is half mental.
I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
You can observe a lot by watching.
It ain’t over till it’s over.
We made too many wrong mistakes.
It’s déjà vu all over again.
I really didn’t say everything I said.
CHARLES BARKLEY
I think the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five.
I don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than forty-eight minutes, barring overtime.
We don’t need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
You should be able to go and pick out one fan a game and beat the hell out of him.
I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I’ve got a technique. It’s called just go get the damn ball.
I am not a role model. I am not paid to be a role model. I am paid to wreak havoc on the basketball court. Parents should be role models. Just because I dunk a basketball doesn’t mean I should raise your kids.
I heard Tonya Harding is calling herself the Charles Barkley of figure skating. I was going to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized I have no character.
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