Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

One may like the love and despise the lover.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

There is no art without Eros. 

Once a woman has lost her chastity she will shrink from nothing.

To love a woman who scorns you is to lick honey from a thorn.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

Love is giving something you haven’t got to someone who doesn’t exist. 

No woman needs intercourse; few women escape it.

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. 

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. 

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.